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It’s only 10:50 PM, so it’s time to listen to Russert and Matthews and The Rest all talk about what we’re talking about. It will be great! Oh dear god Hillary is waving like a seal to the crowd, while shielding her eyes, oh no when will it end? (Also, historical bonus note: That fat piece of crap pictured here is our greatest morbidly obese president, William Howard Taft. He choked to death on a ham sandwich way back in 1974.)10:50 PM — You want Part One and Part Two and Part Three and Part Four and Part Five, plus so many crazy video clips? Well, just click and enjoy!
10:56 PM — Hillary’s spin people and Obama’s spin people both believe the candidate they’re spinning for is the winner of the debate!
10:57 PM — Also, earlier, Keith Olbermann suggested that a Debate Drinking Game involves “taking a swig … of a soft drink.” And to that, we say: “You, sir, are fucking lame.”
11:03 PM — Hey, it’s the Rev. Jesse Jackson! Try listening to him without looking at the screen. YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND HIS WORDS.
11:05 PM — Seriously, what happened to Jesse? This guy used to give speeches. He spoke at your editor’s little sister’s high school graduation in San Diego, for example!
11:05 PM — Ha ha, Jesse “Hymeytown” Jackson says Louis Farrakhan is “free to express himself.”
11:06 PM — Oh what is Jesse talking about? Ian please get video of all of this!
11:06 PM — “Lynch mob … Michelle … Mass Media Personality … Atmosphere of Danger …. ”
11:07 PM — Chris Matthews responds: “Hmm, well I don’t like that.”
11:11 PM — Barack Obama doesn’t look like a clown, which becomes painfully apparent watching Andrea Mitchell, Jesse Jackson and Chris Matthews jabbering dumbly.
11:13 PM — Keith Olbermann is … uh … hang on, we need to get a lot more wine, in our mouth.
11:15 PM — Pat Buchanan is somehow Barack’s biggest supporter.
11:17 PM — Rachel Maddow wants us to know that we should not vote to drive into a ditch. And that means JOHN McCAIN WON THE DEBATE. Oh what is wrong with this woman?
11:21 PM — OMG the alpaca ads are on MSNBC now. Have you thought about the alpaca lifestyle?
11:22 PM — Uhhh.