John McCain Did Not Have Relations With That Strumpet

So ha ha, funny story, this “McCain” guy had a press conference where he said he was in bed with all sorts of lobbyists, including firemen and policemen and senior citizens, and not just the blonde kind. Alas we were too distracted by the earthquake that decimated the meth-generating segment of Northern Nevada to notice. More footage coming soon, but for now please enjoy the CNN highlights. [CNN]