Wonkette

•  Times owner makes like Jenny 8: “We’re renters now,” Mr. Sulzberger said. “So feel free to trash the place.” [NYO]
 • “If President Bush would like to place a body part on the Court, he would be hard-pressed to find a more deserving candidate than Janet Jackson’s right breast.” [UTR]
• Feingold tries this “blogging” thing, gets confused about where he’s posting: “I also admit to some not-so-brilliant moments with technology, if you can consider a toaster technology.” [MyDD]
• Nancy Grace, Tarus: “She gets agitated, as she often does when debating defense lawyers on television, her eyes widen and her nostrils flare, so that she takes on the look of a heavily made-up cartoon bull.” [TNR]