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BARACK OBAMA

The Christian’s Case Against Barack Saddam Hussein Obama

The Fundies are out to get Barack, and they have created a timeline of Barack’s Islamic Muslim life on the website MyChurch.org. It features some revealing insight into why Barack Obama, “Son of a Luo Tribesman,” plans on blowing up the White House in the name of Muslim Jesus.In 1936, Barack’s grandfather did something with women — every woman in his Muslim, socialist Luo “village,” as it happens:


When Obama’s parents got married, they never got married so much as they lied in cahoots with the terrorists:


Point being, “Barack Obama Jr.” was never born. Birth, you see, is how Christians enter the earth:


All of this leads to the Thesis: Barack’s family would probably shout savagely at the movies while us Christians are trying to watch:

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Barack Hussein Obama [MyChurch]


2:05 PM on Wed February 13 2008
By Jim Newell
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