Wonkette
Did you have some sort of plans Tuesday night? Were you crushed by the Terrorist Ice Strom? Well here’s some of what your Wonkette cooked up for you during our nation’s only Maryland-Virginia-DC primary:
- Barack Is Destroying HIllary
- Barack Is President Of Virginia!
- Chris Matthews Wants VA Gov Tim Kaine To “Speak Southern”
- Liveblogging the Potomac Primary Massacre
- Maryland Polls To Never Close
- CNN Reporter Singlehandedly Ruins Election For Hillary
- Liveblogging the Potomac Primaries, Part II
- Liveblogging Hillary’s Latest Concession Speech
- Liveblogging Barack’s Latest Victory Speech
- Liveblogging John McCain’s Triumphant Paean To Age
- So many odd & terrible Potomac Primary video clips posted by our video friend Ian Schwartz
Comments
At first I thought I was reading about Wonkette being coked up. That was briefly interesting.
@southerndem: If the writer's strike had lasted any longer, perhaps they could've landed Aaron Sorkin; then we'd be cokin' with gas!
A "Terrorist Ice Strom" would be fucking insanely terrifying. Is that what happens if Obama wins? Frozen-Returned-From-the-Dead Strom Thurmond comes back and rectifies the situation for his klan brothers?
Look, this is just a roundup for people who had something better to do at night, so I don't want a lot of grief from you people who, like me, are still looking at news and computers at 1 a.m.
@giuseppe: Strom doesn't rectify. Strom IS.
"Maryland Polls To Never Close"
Yeah, we're funny that way. Unlike certain OTHER parts of the country we sorta like to give people ample chance to vote.
Can't..stop...myself...
This is just the clam before the strom.
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