We Will Do What It Takes To Ruin Everything
Election without end, forever and ever, amen. [ New York Times ]
Huckabee and Romney are now united in one noble cause: stop the old man with the funny arms. [ Wall Street Journal ]
Defense Secretary Gates to NATO allies in Afghanistan: Thanks, but you people aren't dying enough. [ Washington Post ]
Hillary Clinton has a special appeal for ladies, because she is a lady, and for Latinos, because she is a secret Mexican. [ LA Times ]
The U.S. is helping Pakistan train an elite ninja squad to control "unruly tribal areas." [ AP via IHT ]