Wonkette

Jesus, that was fast. With, uh, 0% reporting, MSNBC is projecting a massive victory for Barry Hussein Barack Obama and a crushing, horrific, humbling defeat for Hillary and Bill Clinton. Just kidding about the last part.Obama now has two real wins, or three real wins … or, actually, this is the first non-caucus thing he won. Iowa: Caucus, not a real election. Nevada: Caucus, not a real election, both Hillary and Obama “win.” South Carolina: According to CNN, black people now hate the Clintons. Good job, Clintons!

Struggling for 2nd Place: Clinton and John Edwards. Poor Edwards. He was born in South Carolina and lives next door, in a giant mansion that covers the entire state of North Carolina.