Wonkette

* Heard on the Hill: A different debate… Missouri Gov. Matt Blunt steals lines from The Simpsons… Bill Clinton gets a little pick me up. [Roll Call]
* Reliable Source: Happy Birthday, Charlie Brotman. [WP]
* Yeas and Nays: Americans not feeling so good about America… Kent Brockman meets his colleagues… Fred and Jeri Thompson spotted at The Palm. [Examiner]
* In the Know: Lawmakers find Iraq scary… Josh Romney has got connections… Sen. Olympia Snowe is ever so slightly injured. [The Hill]
* Shenanigans: State of the Union speculation… Marcia Cross comes to D.C. with a cause…AP headline: “Bush Cancels Event After Ledger’s Death”… John Edwards finds a fellow Wendy’s fan in Tyra Branks. [Politico]