Wonkette

FAILURE IS THE NEW VICTORY: So it sure sounded like Huckabee was about to graciously get out of the race so McCain could be the first 89-year-old man to lose to Hillary Clinton. But no, Huckabee is “resetting the gauge” or something. If he can’t beat a godless father of a mulatto child like John “Amnesty” McCain in South Carolina … well, he should just go ahead and get fat again. [Hotline On Call]