Wonkette

* It’s super cold in South Carolina this morning, which suggests people won’t vote for McCain because he has a mulatto baby. [The State]
* Nevada is so very different than those other states that already had a caucus or primary. There are legal whorehouses everywhere, for one thing, and people are also really dumb and poor and fat. [Las Vegas Sun]
* Hey, Michelle Hussein Obama doesn’t know how to pronounce “Nevada,” either. [NY Daily News]
* Mike Huckabee is walking a fine line between being a Jesus Freak and being a Jesus Freak who can beat McCain. [NYT]
* All the sudden Hopeful Barry’s all being mean to Hillary, because apparently he is running a political campaign against her. [Washington Post]