Wonkette
Mittens is in a dead heat with WALNUTS! in today’s Republican Michigan primary (they have half of their delegates!) and is pretty much dead if he loses. Well, for a couple weeks until he AmExes a few superdelegates on Super Tubersday. Here’s his pitch to Michigan voters: “It breaks my heart to see us in a one-state recession.” What is this “heart” of which he speaks? Is that Mormon code for “icy rock of death cancers”? [Mitt Romney]
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Mittens is in a dead heat with WALNUTS! in today’s Republican Michigan primary (they have half of their delegates!) and is pretty much dead if he loses. Well, for a couple weeks until he AmExes a few superdelegates on Super Tubersday. Here’s his pitch to Michigan voters: “It breaks my heart to see us in a one-state recession.” What is this “heart” of which he speaks? Is that Mormon code for “icy rock of death cancers”? [