Wonkette

In case you missed the memo, the Democratic primary in Michigan has been stripped of its delegates after the state tried to move the primary earlier than designed in God’s divine plan. All of the candidates withdrew except [sigh] Hillary Clinton, who still only attracts 50 percent of the field. When she goes on Today or some show Wednesday morning to brag about her Michigan victory over nothing, someone please slap that crybaby? I would, but I’m a boy. [Real Clear Politics]