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Nice helmet.

INVISIBLE BASKETBALL

Get off his nuts, lady.

So much for the Sisterhood of the Flying Fried Green Steel Magnolia Vaginas.

She looks like a lesbian, so her endorsement doesn't really count. Right?

"So to answer your question, it was about this long."

She totes wants to fuck him.

"This is not about Senator Clinton. This is about what is the unique freshness" ... as fresh as this invisible watermelon I'm holding, oops bad metahpor, let me rephrase that.

But...what if Janet Nappyheadedho starts crying too? Does that even things out?

her twin sister janet reno will back hillary though.

When did Keith Oberman get a sex change operation?

"This was as close as I got to goosing Barry before Michelle took me down."

@HomoPolitico: Oh trust me, honey. That's that absolute last thing on her mind.

Who dresses this woman? That suit! That HAIR! Those silver beads! Those glasses! Delicious! And who wears geese droppings for earrings these days? Didn't that trend go out yrs ago?! Michelle Obama needs to lend her some outfits and a hairdresser... STAT!

"...I swear his balls were like this big! Im not sure how he is even able to walk straight with those things"

Please don't squeeze the Charmin.

@gartrip: That's actually her on a good day. Check these out:

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@Jamie Sommers: She's hot!! In an Episcopalian minister in a long-term relationship with another lady way.

@Jamie Sommers:

OMG. SHE IS A LESBIAN!

@gartrip: WHAT?!?!?!!
Shut up! No way!

@Jamie Sommers:

in that first pic it looks like she and Arnie are squeezing their fists together to keep from punching each other's lights out.

@SinisterRouge: Nominee, Wonkette Best-in-Show Comment, 1/11/2008. Well-done, Ms. Rouge!

@litotes: Marcie from Peanuts dresses better than Nippletano.

@litotes: "I'm going to vote for Obama too, sir!"

@Jamie Sommers:
Who doesn't have the hots for Michelle O?

@litotes:
Again with the scary coincidence heh.

@Jamie Sommers:

Well, probably not, but she certainly LOOKS like one!
I mean, god, she wears BIEGE lipstick. What's THAT about?

@louisev: If you look in the boob area, you'll notice that it was a very hot day.

She'll make a foxier running mate than Joe Liebermann, right?

@Jamie Sommers:

ai yi yi, now we have photographic proof that Arnie isn't human. He isn't even breaking a sweat!

@litotes: Well played.

@Jamie Sommers: "Boob area"??

SHE'S A MAN, BABY!!

@ManchuCandidate: I would totally go gay for Michelle. Hot AND intelligent. Yes please!

@litotes:
But whose her Peppermint Patti?

@ManchuCandidate: Yeah, I'd hit it. (Michelle)

"Look - he's electable. He's tall, he's pretty, he's got a hot wife and hips THIS wide I swear..."

The Guvner's invisible spherical friend is bigger than Condi's invisible spherical friend.

Hey, anyone look to see if Obama actually has a green card?

@gartrip: She says she's not. I believe it. That settles it.

We Arizonans love our GNLTF.

@Jamie Sommers: My condolences on your governor. What am I talking about, mine's not much better (and probably a lot more dangerous).

@plutoboy:

Sorry, but us dumbass southern hicks don't speak 'zonian: "GNLTF"?

@hotsauce: Governor Goodhair isn't dangerous, sweetie, unless you're a member of his administration worried about ass fucking.

I could totes see Napolitano as potential Obama running-mate material - smart, accomplished Democrat governor in a conservative Western state would be the perfect way to balance out the ticker.

"And then, in my dream, his hands reached for my breast like this. And, well, then, one thing led to another, and I'm endorsing him."

"He's got the whole world in his hands."

This Janet and the other Janet (Reno) would have a field day trading fur with one another!!!

@SanFranLefty: Or if you have children in public schools, or if you own land and are not a major contributor, or if you support gay rights, or...

@gartrip: "Governor Nobody'd ...."

@hotsauce: Yeah, she ain't all that but at least she has a brain. Can't say that about Gov. Goodhair (thx SanFranLefty).

Ha Ha Arizonans. I'm from Alaska, and my governor is way hotter than yours. She probably won't be endorsing Obama, though. (sigh) What the hell good is having a hot republican governor?

@hotsauce: Judging from that vest, it looks like the Nug finally found gainful employment. Good for him! Is he like a Wal-Mart type greeter for them?

More of a man than Edwards