Wonkette

Crybaby candidate Hillary Clinton, after spending five days in New Hampshire telling everyone how human and nice she was, went door-to-door in Las Vegas Thursday ripping on that 4-year-old hobo Barack Obama. She described his background as “a part-time state senator for a few years, and then he came to the Senate and immediately started running for president.” Clearly the people of Nevada would prefer a candidate who came out of the womb and immediately started running for president.A couple other things.

1) What does this mean?:

A man shouted through an opening in the wall that his wife was illegal.

“No woman is illegal,” Clinton said, to cheers.

2) Fakest shit ever:

Stroking the 4-year-old girl’s head, Clinton said, “I feel so strongly that if we don’t take care of our children, we don’t take care of our future.”

LAS VEGAS STOP: Clinton pitch hits home [Las Vegas Review-Journal]