Wonkette

As the national press corps descends on the Iowa caucuses this week, Mormon presidential candidate Romney, Mittens, is leading a secret raid on the magical duchy of New Hampshire, where they are having a less retarded version of voting next week. Mitt received plenty of heat for attacking rival WALNUTS! in a NH ad last week, so this week he devotes like five more seconds towards calling McCain an “honorable man” before hurling pellets of rat shit at him. Also… this Bob Duffy character?