Wonkette

We know, we were offline for a little bit this morning. Unfortunately, we forgot to hire someone to take care of the hamsters before we left for the holidays, and it turns out that they really don’t survive that long without food and water and Pet Smart doesn’t open until 10:30. But now we’ve got a new one, and he seems relatively healthy even with that twitch he seems to have, so I’m sure we’ll be fine now.