Wonkette

Alan Keyes continues to run for the president of something, and he has a new video on his internets! And a philosophizing one it is, indeed. According to Alan: If perception is reality, and reality is a “creature,” then this creature is God, reality becomes perception, and God and Jesus love each other, and Kermit the Frog is sovereign, then the Universe is a social construct made by enraged Muslim wombats. [Alan Keyes For President]