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LARRY CRAIG

Larry Craig Has a New Cruuuuuush!

borahborah1.jpgAny powerful Ida-ho needs a strong “Lion” behind him. And doesn’t the senior senator from Idaho Mr. Larry Craig know this! In a statement yesterday entitled “Dreaming of a Clean (Energy) Christmas,” where he mostly brags about how he got to make out with George Bush at the White House the other day, Craig inserts a special love quote for his inspiration: William E. Borah, the “Lion of Idaho.” Oh Larry, we all know you-da-ho!I thought he liked bears? Eh, people change:

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Indeed, William E. Borah was the original toilet cruiser back in Depression-era Boise, when the poor gay community was living SuperTuber-to-mouth.

3:55 PM on Fri Dec 21 2007
By Jim Newell
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