Wonkette

* Cheating is for everyone. [WT]
* Hey, no more torturing people. [NYT]
* The Inspector General is a position for criminals, apparently. [WP]
* If we all chipped in, we could probably get a pretty killer lobbyist too. [NYT, USAT]
* Sounds like someone has a little bit of a daddy complex. [WP]
* Huck gets a chairman to say things he can disavow. [The Hill]
* We’re amazed that ‘conservatives’ can even identify fuzzy math, let alone accuse Rudy of it. [Politico]