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Sometimes we at Wonkette HQ wonder if there are so many interminable debates between candidates in order to bore all but the most insanely interested primary voters away from the polls. They are dull, and scripted and filled with planted questions about jewelry that make us want to stick forks in our eyes. But, maybe, this YouTube debate idea could be slightly interesting if done Chris Dodd style. Chris submitted his own YouTube video question (above) to be asked to Republican candidates. At this point, we feel the only way to possibly liven up these debates would be to forget about “real” Americans with their boring questions and just let the candidates snipe at each other over YouTube. Let’s get Richardson to ask Tancredo about immigration and Kucinich to ask Giuliani about his anti-ferret crusades and Hillary to ask Mitt “boxers or briefs” or something so he has to talk about his special underwear. Screw real people, we just finally want to see the candidates mess with each other.