Wonkette

The big WaPo story today revealed the “first statistics ever amassed on HIV in the District,” and the results thank God are pretty benign. Just a “modern epidemic,” that’s all. Congratulations to the District of Columbia for figuring this out now, instead of like maybe several years ago.The report is unfunny enough that we can’t make a joke about it, so… make your own “Larry Craig must have AIDS by now” jokes below. If that is your wont.

Study Calls HIV in D.C. A ‘Modern Epidemic’ [WP]