Wonkette

Fred Thompson is a funny old dude. He goes gallumphing around the country being grumpy and “running for President” or whatever it is that he’s supposedly doing and, occasionally, he spouts off about something randomly like Crazy Uncle Buddy at Thanksgiving. Like on Sunday, when he complained to Chris Wallace that Fox News is biased against him and how he’s obviously, like, almost winning. He did, however, forget to mention anything about Murdoch’s corporate pro-Giuliani directives, which might have made the whole thing sound more plausible. Watch Fred muck up his supposed ambitions again below, and wonder if maybe he just really likes being on the tee-vee.