Wonkette

No doubt due to a steep decline in Wonkette references to her hotness, Homeland Security Adviser Fran Townsend announced that she, too, is bailing the sinking Bush Administration ship. And nobody even bothered to lie about “spending more time with family.” However, it was widely speculated that she was passed over for a promotion to either AG or to head DHS a little while back, but Skeletor stayed and the AG spot went to a man, obviously. [Yahoo News]