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We here at Wonkette appreciate the fact that Paultards are reading, we really do. We don’t, however, appreciate the harassment of our actual appreciated commenters, the overuse of capitalization, the need to use our comment boards to publish unintelligible screeds or the general level of The Crazy. And, so, the hammer drops, after the jump.

First off, we have to say, we normally like Proud Paultard. He wears his label with pride, he’s usually good for a laugh, he manages to avoid the caps lock, so we’re cool. Consider yourself the Tokyo Rose of this particular war, but, remember, the thing that was cool about Tokyo Rose was that she sounded good.

That said, the following people have lost their (commenter) lives in today’s pitched battle of tax policy. Andrew76 fell due to an inability to actually produce satire while mocking us for the same; sciencebzzt fell due to an indiscriminate use of caps lock and incoherency; and wgpitts for length and spamming us with the same thing he posted. May God take possession of your souls.

And finally, for the amusement of the survivors, a round-up of the best of our spam for the day.

• Just because you hate evangelists like we all do, and just because you don’t believe in Christ or the devil whom you liberally serve doen’t mean he doesn’t exist. It doesn’t mean he likes you one bit, and won’t betray you and your mission when he’s through with you and your pathetic eye glasses trying to be hip for the Mtv dumbshits. Ron Paul may not be the answer, but freemasons have fucked things up every time.

• I’ve got a tip…instead of undermining the constitution by obeying the New World Order, why don’t you try telling the truth and promoting freedom. I hate to see what this country will become under the likes of you and your bloggers. The end is near because of moronic shills like yourselves…..enjoy your fat rich lifestyles while you can, hell is gonna suck bad…. No King but Jesus!
• RON PAUL 2008 (times 23)
• Hello, I had been reading on the net lately that your site is is trashing Ron Paul supporters, WHY? do you love this country? do you love our freedoms?have you ever read our Constitution or Bill of Rights, have you ever read any of our Founding Father’s speeches or their letters that talk about how we are govern this great nation? it is obvious that you have not or you would be a Ron Paul supporter, This country has strayed very far from where the Founder’s started, yes the world has changed, and yes there are things that they might not have been able to predict, BUT if we would have stayed with for instance George Washington’s advice on Foreign Policy, we would not have the trouble with terrorism that we now have….
• I don’t know what your problem is that you call real American patriot Ron Paul supporters “paultards”? What I mean is, I don’t know if you are a neocon fascist or a democratic communist? One thing is for sure, you aren’t patriots and you aren’t men and women of God. You are enemies of the Republic because you attack the only major candidate for president, Ron Paul, who stands for the Republic and its Constitution. All the other major candidates have expressed their oppositon to the Constitution, and are therefore, traitors to the REpublic who should be hanged by the neck until dead. I suspect the same holds for you.
• I don’t get into this blogging junk and reading BS blogs like Wonkette because it’s just basically a waste of my time. But I read an article today that says your site is against Ron Paul and you call his supporters paultards. Now since I don’t care about worthless blog sites and wanna-be-real-writers, I take no offense to your comments since I am a RP supporter. See, you have to realize something, and I know this will be hard for you to handle, but supports of RP want America to be what it use to be, free and Constitutional. I know that last word is a little hard for you to understand but it is a nice document you should read….