Wonkette

The government of China had been forced to issue explicit [Ed: Huh-huh} instructions to firefighters about what they are not allowed to take in exchange for services. These things include: cash gifts, free or reduced housing, school admission for their kids, or sexual favors from third parties. The state news agency opined: "For every 10 corrupt officials, nine are involved in illicit sex. This old tune has already been proved by statistics from disciplinary organs many times."

They said "organs." [Yahoo News]