Tickle Torture!
* Next time Barry Obama sees Bill Clinton, he's going to punch him right in the fucking face. [ Political Radar ]
* OMG she fucked up so bad in the debate she's finished totally done for see ya Hillary. Oh, wait. [ Political Wire ]
* On the bright side, who really cares that much about Sheboygan anyway? [ Carpetbagger Report ]
* And also, the government is stealing money from old people because it's as easy as stealing candy from a baby. Or, stealing money from an old person. [ WorldNet Daily ]
* Ron Paul can raise goofy amounts of money and that means precisely dick for his presidential campaign. [ Capitol Hill Blue ]
* Bernie Kerik got indicted today, and Giuliani says that maybe he made a little boo-boo. [ Swamp Politics ]
* Huckabee Fever has people shedding pounds all over Iowa, but it's mostly because of the incredibly high fevers. [ MoJo ]