Wonkette

Fred Thompson can’t get a dad-gum thing right, and he’s fixin’ up a fuss like the tadpoles in April-time, or something like that. Before a scheduled interview with Fox News in New Hampshire — it’s only Thompson’s third appearance there — interview Carl Cameron announced into a studio microphone, “The next president of the United States has a schedule to keep.” Oh he totally set up Thompson, who couldn’t help but interject with, “And so do I.” The boy is sick! Just let him go home, Principal God.

Even Fred Thompson doubts he’ll be president [Telegraph]