John Kerry: A Face for the Crowd

thank youOf course John Kerry knows what Botox is. He’s just afraid. He’s afraid because certain hate-mongers in this country have tried to turn cosmetic surgery into a bad thing. Call it the “politics of personal facial reconstruction.”

Has it really come to this — that the press would use the the allegation of Botox therapy as a slur against a candidate? Have the media elite forgotten about us ordinary Americans? John Kerry hasn’t. Our politicians owe it to us to be hot. We’re the ones who have look at them all the time. So, from us to you, John Kerry: Thank you. You once risked your life for your fellow Americans, and now you’ve risked your nerve endings. There is no greater price — and no greater reward.


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