Bewilderment

* “If you want to bang this girl, your dedication to world peace won’t be enough.” [Roissy In DC]
* “Buffalo mozzarella porcupine at Corduroy.” [Metrocurean]
* “Will Joyce Carol Oats and Terry Pratchett be rolling at the Library of Congress-sponsored rave tonight? Someone warn Holly Black to stay off the brown acid, one of the brains behind the Spiderwick Chronicles doesn’t need yet more trippy imagery in her head.” [Metroblogging DC]
* “Did they really need to print Dave Mustaine saying ‘I’m not a pussy’?” [why.i.hate.dc]
* “It’s all way more confusing than it needs to be.” [DCist]