Wonkette

Wow. Not only is this outrageously, embarrassingly lame, but it’s not even an original tune. The guy is just warbling along to “Big Bad John” by Jimmy Dean and Roy Acuff … an old country song about a murderer from New Orleans who heroically rescued those miners in Utah and then tragically died — you know, exactly like 10-term Republican congressman Ron Paul! Can somebody get the RIAA on this, or something?

Big bad Ron Paul [YouTube]