Wonkette

* Some believe that perhaps the White House will not take Gen. Patraeus’ report at face-value. [Capitol Hill Blue]
* The arbiter of all things tasteful takes issue with Manhattan storage billboards. [Michelle Malkin]
* Mahdi Army is running out of cars to blow up. [Iraq Slogger]
* PR suggestions for the world’s most hated man. [Fresh Intelligence]
* A comedian your grandparents thought was hilarious defends the dude who will cause your grandchildren to be unemployed. [Hot Air]
* James Dobson hates animals because he is such a profound lover of humanity. [Redstate]
* Former fatty and governor Arkansas Mike Huckabee totally loves former fatty and governor of Arkansas Bill Clinton. [Election Central]