Wonkette

We saw this in another thread about “the youth vote” and decided it needed an entire post just to bum out the maximum number of people:

I work with “teh kids” &, um … they are … how shall I say this …?

… GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY NOW. It’s not safe here. It’s not going to get better.

We are circling the drain & there’s no more we can do about it than the decadent, lead-poisoned citizens of ancient Rome.

I think the rotunda will one day we an excellent place to keep your sheep at night.

GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY NOW [EMMANUEL GOLDSTEIN]