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Who will weep for David Vitter’s chopped-off penis? These people, apparently.Anyway, Jesus told Diaperman it’s cool if he fucks hookers or hires prostitutes to make him wear adult diapers, and Mrs. Vitter is totally down with that because, you know, Jesus, so now she’s not going to cut off Davie’s little dick. The End

DON’T CHOP OFF SEN. DAVID VITTER’S PENIS [YouTube]