Wonkette

* The President’s going to cut and run before everyone else does. [NYT]
* Those reports on viable options for Iraq withdrawal just don’t write themselves you know. [WP]
* Nancy Pelosi wraps up loose ends like that final scene in “The Godfather.” [WP]
* John Edwards doesn’t need money to become president, all he needs is hair product and poor people. [BG, Politico]
* Clarence Thomas: douche bag or fucktard? The debate continues. [NYT]
* A fake showdown is coming over the Libby pardon and some other shit Congress can’t do anything about. [The Hill, Politico]
* John Dingell came back from Live Earth with all kinds of crazy ideas about making gas too expensive to buy. [The Hill]
* Mitt Romney is at his best when he’s the only one on the ballot. [Politico]
* Fewer Mexicans are arrested at the border now that we’ve started shooting them. [WT]
* The newspaper people want you to know that Hillary only stayed with Bill so that she could be president too. [LAT, LAT Blogs]
* But John Kerry was just barely relevant in 2004. [USAT]