When In the Course of Human Events It Becomes Necessary to PARTY

* Like your good times to include a little exploitation? Check out Asylum’s “Star Spangled Slam-Her”, a night of amateur female jello wrestling and $2 Miller High-Lifes. Show starts promptly at 7 p.m. [Asylum]
* The annual Firecracker party at Fur guarantees that you will dance with 14 DJs and rooms filled with house, drum ‘n’ bass, and techno. $25 (in advance), 9 p.m. [Fur]
* “Humble Mennonite beginnings”? Check. Accusations of doping? Check. Floyd Landis, winner of the Tour de France, tells his side of the story. 7 p.m. [Politics and Prose]
* That song from “Donnie Darko” give you goosebumps? See the man responsible, Gary Jules, tonight at 8 p.m. for $12. [Jammin Java]