You Are Not a Microwave

* What’s more dangerous, Logan or Shaw? [Fifth & Oh]
* “I understand that there are times when regular toilet paper is just not enough.” [TC the Terrible]
* “I’m hot because I am a microwave, you ain’t because you are not a microwave. This is why, this is why, this is why I am hot.” [The Mark Pike]
* “Your penis is smaller than the smallest cell phone.” [Brokekid]
* “It’s kinda like watching your girlfriend gain tons of weight, but you don’t want to break up with her because you know the hottie is still there underneath it all and you hope that one day she will come back.” [Ar-jew-tino]