The Funk of 40,000 Years
* Robert Novak will let you call him "angel tits" if you just buy his book. [ Political Wire ]
* Real Christians know, "a Vote for Romney is a Vote for Satan." [ MoJo ]
* Tom Friedman thinks Americans are too smart to listen to anything Lou Dobbs says. [ Passport ]
* John Murtha hates the war in Iraq, loves the war on drugs. [ Hit & Run ]
* John Edwards promises $400 haircuts for every American. [ Captain's Quarters ]
* Jim Lehrer senility check: He refuses to "assume the president of the U..S is lying." Yup, lost it. [ Romenesko ]
* Dennis Kucinich will save the world if you'll just say his fucking name right. [ PrezVid ]