Wonkette

* Expert tips on eating for free. [Arjewtino]
* Tim Gunn to spend weekend in DC. [DCist]
* Video of bike thieves, Police ask if you know any of them. [Life in Mount Vernon Square]
* Take a ride on Diane Rehm’s tracheotomy tube. [circumlocutor]
* WUSA9’s Bruce Johnson obviously not invited to the White House Correspondent’s Association Dinner. [Bruce Johnson's Blog]