Rumors On The Internets: Cow, Tao

* The bulleted prostrations of Alberto Gonzales. [Democrats.org]
* It’s deputies first jumping off the sinking ship that is the Justice Department. [ATL]
* Hillary knows Hef is well “endorsed.” [GOP Bloggers]
* Families of shooting victims get six months to get over it before the tax man cometh back. [TalkLeft]
* How cute, Denver and Democrat both start with the letter “D.” [Potomac Flacks]
* Pointless radical activity at the World Bank tomorrow, but hey, it’s anti-Wolfowitz. [World Bank President]
* Ron Paul: sticking to his guns. [Politico]