Here are some possible story arcs for this, the world’s most unpleasant cruise:
* They thought Global Warming was a myth, until the ship struck part of the arctic ice shelf floating around Seattle.
* Nobody was really that surprised to learn Victor Davis Hanson drunkenly wanders the decks each night, dressed as Caligula.
* “What’s that on the floor crawling under the table? Oh Jesus Christ, it’s Dick Morris sucking my toes again!”
* K-Lo poolside nipple slip!
* When they noticed one of the waiters was from Iran, they killed him wrote several posts on “The Corner” about wanting to kill him.
* Jonah Goldberg didn’t go because he’s scared of water.
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