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Imagine having some big boring guy following you around all the time just bumming you out — and then stop imagining and sign up for John Kerry’s e-mail alerts. Today we learn that March Madness is upon us, with a dull new twist:

March Madness is here. Only this time it’s not just a chance to follow your favorite team through the NCAA brackets — it’s time to fill out your first bracket of 2007 to decide which great Democrats the johnkerry.com community will rally behind this spring.

And don’t miss next year’s Super Bowl — but this time, instead of watching a football game and getting drunk, you will actually be alphabetizing boxes of old files in John Kerry’s office.March Madness [JohnKerry.com]
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