Wonkette

* Have fun watching Bearrrrrto’s head roll, cause Attorney General Ted Olson ain’t gonna be no picnic. [Firedoglake]
* White House tells Rove, “Stay alive, no matter what occurs.” [Passport]
* Karl thinks preggers chicks are really annoying too. [Think Progress]
* When Tom DeLay goes on teevee, the only appropriate blurb would be “crooked-ass cracker.” [Media Matters]
* Country’s biggest rednecks jump aboard the Hussein train. [MoJo]
* American infatuation with settling for things extends to courts. [The Tortellini]
* Edwards is done. [Wizbang Politics]