Rumors On The Internets: Get Naked and Rub
* Phil Gingrey proves you can always trust a congressman with a dyed mustache to give you the best information on cockroach and rodent infestation. [ Think Progress ]
* Sam Brownback pretends he likes girls. [ Spin Cycle ]
* "CNN Contributor Tom DeLay, live, in the Situation Room." [ Political Wire ]
* Scooter planning to out Valerie Plame -- as a lesbian. [ Comedy Central Insider ]
* Hillary Clinton is conspiring to make sure your blog sucks. [ Eschaton ]
* Cops and firefighters remember why they hate Giuliani. [ NYDN , Political Insider ]