• May 26, 2012
JOE BIDEN

February 19, 2007

While You Were Sleeping Honoring the Presidents

by Alex Pareene  

Today we honor this dude. - WonketteHappy three-day weekend! Here’s what’s going on, in case you’re one of those idiots dumb enough to be at work today:

* George Washington Resigned!
* All the critics love WALNUTS in Iowa.
* NASCAR got even gayer.
* Scrotum!
* Robot cars will enslave us all.
* Joe Biden: PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!

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