Happy three-day weekend! Here’s what’s going on, in case you’re one of those idiots dumb enough to be at work today:
* George Washington Resigned!
* All the critics love WALNUTS in Iowa.
* NASCAR got even gayer.
* Scrotum!
* Robot cars will enslave us all.
* Joe Biden: PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEE!







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