Wonkette

* Sandra Day O’Connor & Scooter Libby spotted at Tabbard Inn. [Prince pf Petworth]
* A new zone map even your parents will understand. [The Land of JD]
* Metro escalators “broken” because you’re a little too “fat” for Mayor Fenty. [Good at Drinking, Bad at Life]
* Neighborhood booty-call MeetUp Groups. [Petworth News]
* Gawker? I don’t even know her. [Panda Head]
* Roosh makes women, Verizon do what he says, bitch. [Roosh V]