CNN  12:32 pm February 1, 2007

America’s New Enemy Has Dreads, Watches Cartoons

by Ken Layne

Always plotting against us ... - Wonkette
Thank our American God the law is coming down hard on these two terrorists. The men were hired by the “Time Warner” company to leave little cartoon things around Boston, which caused a complete shutdown of the once proud city.

Other sinister men left the same comical things all over other, smarter U.S. cities … weeks ago … where they went unnoticed. Meet the new face of evil, after the jump.


Even though it was a marketing stunt by one of the biggest media companies in the world, it was a very high-profile terror scare (thanks to that same media company’s Cable News Network).

The harmless cartoon Lite Brite thingies might just be harmless cartoon Lite Brite thingies, but the prosecutor still has to be very tough and extra-crazy in such a terroristic situation: “Assistant Attorney General John Grossman called the light boards ‘bomblike’ devices and said that if they had been explosive they could have damaged infrastructure and transportation in the city.”

Yes, and if prosecutors were actually barrels of shit wrapped in dynamite, courthouses around the country could be severely damaged and extremely unhygienic.

2 plead not guilty to creating panic with ad stunt [CNN]
Earlier: Stoners, Media Conglomerate Responsible for Boston Bomb Hoax

 
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