Daily Briefing: Paid to Bum
* Some of America's richest assholes heardPresident Bushmention "income inequality" for the first time, ever. [ WP ]
* Most farmers missed the speech, however; as they were too busy yelling at the crew of immigrants who act like they've never polished a gold toilet seat before. [ WP , NYT ]
* High-living funnymanMatt Cooperconfirmed what he knew about Valerie Plame fromScooteron the way back from the Country Club. [ WP , LAT ]
*Joe Bidentrips over his sword, impales himself on a blade of blather. [ WP , NYT ]
*Alberto Gonzalezwill, grudgingly, share his secret court order toys. [ WP , NYT ]
* At least there'll be a change of scenery - next war for energy security likely in Brazil, "the Saudi Arabia of ethanol." [ WSJ ]
* Mary Cheney's baby is not a propaganda tool -- she told an audience of media people gathered for a magazine event in Manhattan. [ NYT ]