Wonkette

* Lovely nutshell: “How wrong would it be to make yoga a higher priority than an anti-war rally?” [Grateful Dating]
* If you’re going to the protest but don’t have any friends, this is probably a better than rollerblading around the Mall in circles. [DCDL]
* When you buy an entree from California Tortilla today say “spatula.” [Prod & Ponder]
* Metro is getting new, square tiles for reasons not entirely clear. [Solar Kismet]
* Happy Anniversary to why.i.hate.dc. Anonymous commenter helps Rusty celebrate: “You and this blog suck. Get funny or get the fuck off the internet.” [why.i.hate.dc]