Metro Section: 2 Uzis

* Mind your manners this weekend, somebody’s walking around town with two FBI submachine guns. [Prince of Petworth]
* New blog dedicated to the Florida Market. [Capital City Market]
* 27/f: $54,000 salary, $80,000 student loan debt. [CraigsList]
* There is apparently a bar called the Share, and it is “the local equivalent of Cheers.” [Me, Myself An Eye]
* It’s International Slow Down Week. Heavy petting only. [Keep Up With Me]
* “… but will they sell it with a coupon for Astroglide?” [Metroblogging DC]