Wonkette

* Arlington hair salon manager: “Do you realize how busy it will be on Tuesday? We have a dead president!” [Eavesdrop DC]
* Aerial cops in Virginia [Metroblogging DC]
* Registered domestic partners in DC can file joint returns for their income taxes in the 2007 tax year. [Washington Blade]
* Top five dishes around town. [metrocurean]
* How do you like the Red Line now, bitch? [why.i.hate.dc]
* Listen, nothing will ever make more sense than the closing of Polyesthers. [I'm not a girl, yet not a wino]